1. Two celebrities walk into a Lower Manhattan bar…: Ray’s
Lower East Side, New York
We’re not even making a joke. In 2019, Nicholas Braun and Justin Theroux invested in what was imagined as a normcore neighborhood hangout. Despite its targeted mediocrity, it was a howling success: Ray’s has the aura of a red-state honkey tonk with an American flag pinned to the ceiling and country tunes blasting on the jukebox. It’s got the chummy energy of a dive bar without the sticky, Budweiser-soaked tabletops.
The main dining room has wooden paneling and checkered floors with vintage box TVs and random photos that look like they were sourced at a suburban yard sale. Downstairs, beyond a shag carpet entrance, there’s a private event space lined with tartan and leather sofas. Bathed in a yellowish light, it feels more like your grandparents’ basement than a secret speakeasy. Both spaces are available to rent for private parties: 125 for a full buyout, 75 in the dining room, and 60 downstairs.
You’ll find various synonymous house cocktails on the menu, like the Lana Del Rey (a St Germain spritz) or the Ray Liotta (a Miller High Life with Aeperol). Don’t forget to chow down on classic All-American staples like onion rings and hot dogs.