Hire the perfect bar in Clapham Junction

Whoever thought up the theme of having a bar kitted out exactly like a well-to-do London home is probably having a very comfortable life. The ‘Little Door & Co.’ group has now expanded to four venues across London. Little Orange Door mimics the layout of a single-floor flat, offering homely decor from hanging pots and pans to well-cushioned 70’s style sofas. It’s an unapologetically kitsch place to meet friends.

Admittedly, the drinks come second to the instagrammable aesthetic. In this instance you have film-inspired cocktails with the standout being the Top Gun – a mix of Toti rum, Wray & Nephew and Banana rum served in a jar wrapped in a banana leaf. Yes, we like bananas.

The Clapham bar can be hired out for all types of events, from birthdays and photoshoots to dry hire or Christmas parties.

No 32 The Old Town is an all-day bar and restaurant in the heart of Clapham Common. It’s a picturesque two-storey establishment with a bar and restaurant on the ground floor and an upstairs bar and leafy terrace on the second floor. The entirety of No 32 is designed and decorated in a laid-back and easy manner that we look for in a good bar.

We love this Clapham bar for its transitions – it’s a sweet spot in the morning for coffee and brunch and an equally great spot for a nightcap. It offers twists on classic cocktails, is committed to sustainability across both its food and drinks menus, and offers one of the prettiest terraces in Clapham. The upstairs bar and terrace is one of our go-to spots for celebrations if you’re in the market to book a private party.

Lots of bars in London throw the phrase ‘art deco’ around, with the reality being a symbolic gilded mirror or drinks cabinet thrown in as an afterthought. Lost Society, found between Clapham and Battersea Park, really does the term justice.

They’ve gone all in on the aesthetic, with the furniture, tiling, bar and even the bathrooms recalling early-century glamour. Like so many bars on this list, Lost Society feels very much it was designed with Instagram in mind. It’s hard not to take a photo that doesn’t look good in a considered way.

The Lounge bar is a dedicated private space with its own bar. It can accommodate up to 100 guests and has its own access to the garden. You can choose all manner of drinks from their menu – our pick is the Mexican Coconut & Lychee Martini, a pleasant twist on the flapper girl classic.

A well established name across the city, Blame Gloria’s proposal is simple – a bar decked out in bright floral patterns, creating a distinctly glam and party girl vibe to your night out. We’re talking disco balls, platform pumps and drinks so sweet your blood sugar levels might never recover.

The whole venue can be hired privately. Blame Gloria Clapham caps out at 220 guests, though that might be a tight squeeze. They’re not fussy about the kind of books they’ll take – from corporate pirates to hen dos. They’ll let you do a meeting, if you like your bar graphs with a side of neon lights.

Venn Street is all about the music and is brought to you by the same team behind Old Street Records, so expect neon signage, exposed brick, a display of vinyl records, and live music almost every night of the week. This is the Clapham bar for the folk who like their craft beer and cocktails with a side of live music rather than the chill spot to catch up over a pint – there’s nothing wrong with the latter, it’s just sometimes you want a good gig.

It’s a great spot for private hire and the bar doesn’t charge a hire fee but it asks for a minimum bar spend. It’s just around the corner from Clapham Common Station making it an ideal spot for travel to and from the SW. There’s not much to complain about when there’s live music or a good DJ set, beer, and cocktails – Venn Street Records keeps it simple and does it well.

Thought we'd run out of Clapham bars with a 1970's theme? Thinks again!

The King of Ladies Man is nestled just south of the river and seeks to fulfil every cliche that exists surrounding trending London bars. A secret entrance that is hidden behind a conspicuously mundane exterior? Check. Dark wood-panelled interior, lit by low-hanging vintage lamps? Check. Polaroids behind the bar? Check. Cocktails with obscene names? Check.

When you eventually make your way through the 'secret' laundrette entrance (please, bars of London, hasten the return of the normal entrance, we beg you), you'll want to perch yourself on one of the stylish stalls and order the signature 'Sand in Your Pants' cocktail. You'll get a drink of vodka-based Taboo, blue Curaçao, Xante pear liqueur, lemon and Prosecco. It's a lot but it works.

Behind all the hidden entrances, nonsensical names and shag carpets, The King of Ladies man is a solid choice for a good drink in Clapham.